A while back, by brother and I went to a friends house in pursuit of some "imported tobacco". The guy had a very large Blue & Gold Macaw (who shall remain nameless for obvious reasons)...
Anyways, this bird had run of the house as I'm sure Sol's does, and it was customary to come in sit down and say hello to Birdbrain. I said hello, and birdbrain ignored me , only to focus his attention on my brother, who was ignoring him. My brother finally said hello to the evil creature and was rewarded with a massive chomp through his jeans right to the jewels... Brothers eyes grew huge, he stood up screaming with the satan-bird attached to his manhood squawking like some demented spawn of hell, which I swear sounded like laughter! The demon-bird remained attached for at least ten to fifteen seconds before my brother was able to shake it loose.With tears in our eyes from laughing at this incredible sight, my friend and I suggested that my brother ( who's tears were not the result of mirth) be taken to the hospital to be checked out for..wait for it... Chirpees! I'll never forget that bird from hell!