In case you guys don't know it, Addicted's wife is the hot chick holding the monster king on Bobs homepage. The one that's been there forever. I don't see it going away any time soon, either.

The thongs in my wifes drawer are just for pulling our and waving around in the air before getting down to business. If she does put one on it usually comes off again in a matter of minutes anyway. Nothing good could come of her walking around in one for any length of time. Self mutilation, perhaps.