Oh Dear Child Bret, You do not even realize that you shall be fishing with me on the morrow. Neah Bay shall open its arms and reveal my secrets. For although the good Pastor has gone on to a place that we deem better for him, I still live.

And for the rest of you secret satan lovers, your lonely, fishless, godless lives must be a torture to endure. One day the marijuana will stop growing and what you thought in your drug induced hallucinations was Eden, will turn out to be Fife. A lifetime of sin has a price, and that price is learning your double wide is in Pierce County, and that its not a trailer, but your wife.

Lol, ok that last line wasn't in character, but it was damm funny.

Ya'll figure out who dis iz?