KK: Sometimes I think the chicken came first......sometimes I think the egg did. In either case, the thought is staggering.

stam: That chicken should get a pair of Chotas.

Sol: I eat more chicken than any man ever seen.

Rico: Any of you chickens want to wrassle?

Blondebud: She says nothing, the chicken says "Wow, she's hot."

Timber: What the f&ck is that chicken doing on the boat ramp wearing a cowboy hat?!?

AuntyM: That chicken had better have joined CCA by now. If not, me and Gary Loomis are going to deep-fry his ass.

Superfly: That f*ckin' chicken is a piece of sheeat Cooger fan. Who gives a fark where some Cooger-loving chicken is going? I'll kick his chicken ass all the way across the road if I see him again!!!

STRIKE ZONE: Good luck, chicken. STRIKE ZONE

Salmo: Hey chicken.......take Cowlitzfisherman into the road with you please.

Jerry Garcia: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

stlhdr1: What the fark is that chicken doing with a float rod???

Vedder: What's this chicken doing in my bed? What, this isn't my bed?

Nick A. : That chicken's a p*ssy!! Get up and party you f'n chicken!!

Parker: Hey Bob/Keith/Joe/Justin/anyone.........do you have any room in your chicken coop?

T-Bird: I'm hungry.