A guy had a pet chicken that he took everywhere with him. He went up to a movie ticket window, with his chicken under his arm, and when he asked to buy a ticket, the seller told him he couldn't bring the chicken into the theater.
So the guy went around the corner and shoved the chicken down his pants. He then went back, bought a ticket and then sat down in the theater. After sitting down, he unzipped his pants and the chicken stuck it's head out so it could see the movie.
The lights dimmed and the movie started. Part way thru, the woman next to him said to her friend "the guy next to me has his d*ck out!". Her friend said "just ignore him" to which the first woman answered "I can't ignore it. it's eating my popcorn!".