So...I can't be the only one who wonders exactly how most Christian politicians expect to ever get to heaven. I mean, let's be honest here...there certainly ain't nothin' Christian about 'em. They're assholes, in the main, who use their religion as a bludgeon to make money, and the more poor and downtrodden they can step on to do it, the better.

It is, it seems, the Republican ideal.

Since they profess to be Christians, even though I don't think 5% of them exhibit any even remotely Christ-like behaviors, they must know that there are townhouses in Hell with their names already embroidered on the welcome mats, just waiting for them to kick the bucket and move in.

Why, then, would the continue to act much more like little Satans rather than little Angels?

Easy...they must have popped the $13 to buy their spot in Heaven.

http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/

Being who they are, I bet they even went the extra mile and popped $15 for access to the VIP areas in Heaven.

I've been wondering for years how those self-described "Christians" ever expected to get into Heaven considering all the heinous things they do...daily...and this must be the answer.

According to the website space in Heaven is going fast, so if you're a Republican Fundamentalist RWWJ, you better whip out that MasterCard and pay up, and fast.

Fish on...

Todd