I'm only making a guess here, but is Cheryl your mom's name? I'm also guessing you're a big "God bless America" kinda guy, and America is a "Christian nation" and "Muslims just want to kill all us Christians."

Dude, you're a walking contradiction.

I'd also suggest you adopt a policy of at least 6 hours from bottle to keyboard. ;\)
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