hb73 -

Since you brought up high fructose corn syrup, it reminded me of one of my favorite jokes brought to me by the universe.

I was driving down I-5 and came up on a car with the bumper sticker "Genetically modified corn is killing us". As I pulled up alongside and looked at the driver, he was smoking a cigarette and drinking a 64oz big gulp! I guess the cigarette was for speeding up the process
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Don't believe everything that you think.

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