You can do a better intro than that Parker. How about some photos and stats.

For example.

Team Profile: Piscatorial Pursuits?

Team Member: Michael Parker

Known Aliases: World's Greatest Boat Ho
Currently Resides: Behind a computer, working for the man.
Claims to Fame: Caught a monster steelhead on his first cast with a two-hander, spends more time on the internet than google's server, enjoys longs walks on the beach and quiet nights by the fire, curled up with a bottle of dark beer and the latest copy of playboy and STS.
SRC History: Has allegedly entered 5 brats in the SRC without having won one. To quote Parker, "It is not the size of your fish, it is how you use them."
Measurements: 36x24x36.
Sexual Preference: Whatever is in season.

Insert picture of choice. Recommend grip and grin skeena fish since it as been 10 minutes since you last posted it.
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I am still not a cop.

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"I don't care how you catch them, as long as you treat them well and with respect." Lani Waller in "A Steelheader's Way."