Went to a club in Acapulco with some guys I work with. One of the boys went in the back room with a pretty lady and got the tossed salad and salami rocket stroken'off special. Came back and sat down at the table with his grin and a smoke, only to watch this nineteen year old kid start making out with the same girl. She left and kid sat there with a huge "shiteatting grin." Only to disappear abruptly after being asked, "So how's my asshole taste?" by the guy that was just in the back room with her. Now that is some funny stuff.