Tell ya what. I've got a guided turkey hunt for ya.
It's $100 if you bring your own hockey stick. It's $105 if you need me to provide the equipment (hockey stick and led headlamp).
I'll even take a digital picture of you before and after the "hunt".
You need to be flexible. Not like stick your legs behind your head flexible but flexible like 12 turkeys are coming after your ass after you whack one of their buddies flexible. It's kind of like a lottery hunt....you might get one bird or you might get 6. Every bird over the first is an extra $20.
You need to be able to run fast and be comfortable driving on slick roads in the dark with the lights off.
You need to do a little pre-hunt preparation. These are BIG birds. I'd make sure to have plenty of peanut oil, a large pot and 5 gal of propane.
You don't need any camo. This isn't quite the traditional deal.
I've got a turkey costume I stole from the Macy's parade. Just bring some fleece to wear under it and you'll be fine.
You don't need any calling abilities....I've got a costume as well and will do all the calling.