The other day I went to the local chainsaw shop and I found a great pair of workpants (carpentry work), Wrangler Ranger pants. While I was there I picked up a Stihl Chainsaw calendar, with as my Dad said yesterday, "some really healthy women" on it. It hangs right over the toilet. The part that cracks me up is that on the back of it it states, "Photos do not represent real life work situations." Fawkin lawyers.

My wife said, "So I suppose you are going to tell me that you found that calendar while you were shopping for pants."

I told her, "No dear, I went there specifically for the calendar, and lucked out on the pants."

Buddy got me an autographed "Guns & Camo" calendar. That will probably go near the reloading bench. I would think the women in waders calendar would have to be hung by the fishing rods.

Sorry for being an asshole. It's just my nature.