A Beaver, a Dawg, and a Coog were going hiking in the desert, and could only carry one item.

The Beaver said, "my one item is going to be tanning lotion, 'cause everyone likes a tan beaver"

The Dawg said, "my one item is going to be a lot of water, because I'm going to get thirsty"

The Coog said, "my one item is going to be a truck door, so when I get hot, I can roll the window down"
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