Dear Mr. GayBar-

You are not only the president of the oregon twenty club, you are probably just 20. Put in a few more years on the wheel of life and then ask again.

As for me, I'm a figurehead with no spending limit, I have a prune for a wife, and a secret romance with AuntyM. I'm good here.
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I may be the Duke of Death, but I'm no English Bob

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall.