A man escorts his new wife to the bridal suite, and as he's carrying her over the threshhold, she tells him to be careful as she is still a virgin.
"How can you be a virgin? this is your fourth time!"
she smiles and says "well, my first man was a phychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second was a gynecologist and all he wanted to was look at it. My third husband was a cougar football player, and all he ever said was WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR"
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never turn your back on the ocean