What's Crimson and Gray?
A life long loser.

Why did the Coog cross the road?
To try hitch hiking the other way.

What's the first lesson a WSU grad learns?
Food stamps aren't postage.

WSU diploma's:

BA: Barely Able
MBA: May Be Able
PHD: Pre Husky Diploma
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"You learn more from losing than you do from winning." Lou Pinella