TM,

Why do I have to sleep in a tent??? We bought a new truck camper last year. It even has an ice crusher in it for margaritas.

For $25.00 I'll give you two special trout catching flies, and a diagram of how to use them, and I'll put an "x" on the special spot where you're supposed to use them.

Changed my mind. I got a better offer for you. How about for $25.00 I give you two special trout catching flies and also a charter membership in the Zen Leecher fan club. You'll be the 2nd member..... right behind me.

Tom, here's another nickname for you. You might even like this one. How about "TeeJay"??