Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
Originally Posted By: Brewer
good news!!! just had my 1st drop to the floor... yes hurts like hell! i'll rate the discomfort a 7 on my chart. my youngest son just stared at my halibut on the deck impersonation. after i stopped flopping around he asked if he could play on the playstation? cripes!

Another idea....
Get the kids involved and have them decorate you like a pinata.
Then have them whack the sh!t out of you....
Start with Nerf bats, then fists -> rubber hoses -> broomsticks -> and then chunks of rebar if necessary.
The kids will love it.

Should help pass the stone.





Brewer, Aren't you glad you have friends like us with these great suggestions? grin