Maybe I posted this before--I don't remember--anyway I don't give a fvck--you get to hear about it again.

I listed a 24" Sony TV for FREE on Oly CL.

Free. As in...Free.

It works. It's color. It has a remote. It works and it's fvckin' FREE...

So after like 14589732 responses in 20 seconds we yank the ad, then the next morning I respond to the 1st, least sketchy email I agree to meet with the guy at the local corner store.

The dick rolls up in a battered Geo Metro with duct tape, coat hanger wire, everything but the clear plastic for a window.

It was an Aberdeen bathtub crank delivery vehicle minus the 24 hr, 1-800 hotline number rattle canned on the side.

So Tweeker McDickerson peels himself out of his schitbox, walks over to the bed of my truck and says "This looks more like a 20 inch!!"

I say "It's fvcking free. Take it or leave it."

He mumbles something then loads the thing into his meth delivery car and takes off.

It was the last time I listed anything on CL and honestly--I was tempted to beat the schit out of the walking skeleton and rob him of his glass pipe and his Funyons for wasting my time and pissing me off.

The end.