Be glad you still have the deadbeat thing to cling to. You should be thanking us. If you had to rely on that pitiful excuse for a football team, you might as well set yourself on fire.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames