Geez, Paranoid. Where the hell do you do your hiking at, UW frat houses? Stained underwear everywhere? Probably do to the skyrocketing cougar and bear populations. They're scaring the [Bleeeeep!] out of everyone these days, but I didn't know people were leavin' their britches in the woods. Have you ever had a psych eval??? You probably outta just give up on fishing and stay locked in your house with a loaded gun, on account of all the fish screaming when guys set the hook.