I just really want to know which will happen first:
- Find Bigfoot
- The meltdown

If Bigfoot is first, you'd be best off making your billion of his discover and then trading that in for gold or unicorn tears or whatever will be valuable in the future.

Rich, I'm not saying you're wrong but you do have to remember that you've come here before making absurd claims (with a timeframe even!) about something that never panned out. I know, I'm sure it is JUST about to happen...

I hope Jerry is paying attention because we're all here to help him with his 401k. I can't think of a better group of guys or better place for finding investment advice.

Wasn't asking for investment advice persay but what your experience, good and bad, has been with your own 401k.