Predictions:

The students in the WSU School of Animal Husbandry will score more often than Wazzu's football team. Following another cooged-it loss in the Apple Cup, a distraught senior player will throw himself behind a slowly moving tractor. WSU will win five games and once again be denied a berth in the "Bob's Used Cars on N. Division Bowl".

Meanwhile, across the state, the Dawgs will win eight games and head for a bowl game in some southwestern city.