Piper,

Bring that cat to my place for a couple days and the coyotes will take care of your problem without any need for rocks and burlap sacks.

Then you can put a flyer up near the mailboxes with all the other cats that are now coyote turds.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames