Originally Posted By: Hankster
Originally Posted By: Dan S.


No cat should weigh 30 lbs unless you're fattening it up to eat it.


It weighs 27 pounds and I'm spending big bucks on that low-cal diet food.

I'm even taking the dungeness and chicken off her menu.


One word. LIPOSUCTION.
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

- Albert Einstein.