So I'm both drunk and stoned at the moment. Do I win a prize? Please tell me I am going to win a bunch of beef jerky, because I'm rather hungry at the moment and that would be awesome. I'll take a bag of Cool Ranch as a consolation prize. Chit, I'd probably eat a sandwich from a gas station right about now. F' you. Don't judge me.
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