Awww. Hank's pussy is all inflamed.

Your cat is a fat fuckin' piece of sh!t because you feed it too much, you fuckin' cat lady.

Grow a sack, get a dog, get a cat that isn't a pathetic lard ball, or go kill yourself.

A big-boned cat. rofl Fu.ck off.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames