Nothing like living in the moment! At some point Nate you will realize that you have waisted your entire life sitting in a trailer park taking 3 day weekends one after the other. You should spend that 2k on 2 $1000 dollar plane tickets for you and your chick, you will be stuck wherever the plane lands but I think a change of scenery would do you some good. I also know you've never flown in a plane (lofl) so at least that will be cool or terrifying for you. Life experience sort of thing ya know? I mean if your going to take a spontaneous day off you might as well go all out since taking a day off is actually the least spontaneous thing you have ever done.

If you were really smart (lol again) and wanted to do your chick a huge favor you'd buy just one $2000 plane ride for yourself and disafuckinppear. Once your lazy ass is out of the picture then maybe she could meet a real man with a job and a house that doesn't have an unemployed dudes mom in it.