I was at a movie recently and the theatre broadcasts rules of conduct before it starts. One of the rules was to report suspicious characters to the "authorities" . I folded my American flag properly and said the pledge of allegence and prepared to do my civic duty. I looked around at the theatre full of yuppies. I quickly noted they were all white, dressed alike and were speaking in some strange code. Using words like IPA, Growler they even mentioned that evil Russian Tesla. And some Nazi named Benz. They were all suspicious so I watched the movie and went home. I should have reported them but I could not decide who I hate more yuppies or the " authorities"