BREAKING NEWS FROM PULLMAN:

Smoke has been seen rising from the location of Martin Stadium since 9am this morning. Thousands of concerned citizens hitched their wagons, laced their wooden shoes, secured their livestock and prized goats, to traverse the rolling hills of the Palouse to find out what was causing all the smoke. Some of the first settlers on scene reported that football coach Mike Leach, a man of few words; apparently didn't have the vocabulary extensive enough to report they were playing the Stanford Cardinal this weekend, so he lit the only tree in town on fire to signal the beginning.....of the end

Go Cougs stir
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