Originally Posted By: Dan S.
Do they have signals other than house slaps and wood knocks?

Because you're not going to wake me up with just a house slap - and I don't want to miss anything cool if they decide I need to get a signal.

Anyway..............enough about that.




Let's talk gnomes.


Gnomes like to jack off on your house's outside door handle, then they do the door bell ditch. It's still a mystery how they can shoot the money shot so far up. Rich ?
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