Elves are real....some elves have almost 13,000 posts on here. Those are the angry, drunk elves. They don't listen to Christmas songs when they make toys, they listen to AC/DC and break everything they touch.

Angry elves usually have Tourette's
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"...the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a 7-11..."

If you don't like our prices bring your wife down and we'll dicker.