Originally Posted By: ColeyG
Originally Posted By: NickD90

Also, what about the inverse pooping scenario? While at home, I'm set-your-watch regular, but for some reason when I go on overnighters camping, fishing, hunting whatever...I can go DAYS without pooping. WHY???


Don't worry, it's totally normal. Lots of women have this problem.

When pooping in a public place, do you often freeze up when someone is in the stall next door?

Nervous pooper disease is real and it is no laughing matter. Though modern medicine has surged ahead with research and development, real progress is still locked up pending some new movement. It's a shame this disease hasn't been given more attention in light of all of pressure surrounding it. It's time to wipe the slate clean, flush our egos away, and band together to pinch this problem off for good.

#endnervouspooperdisease


This post should be nominated for post of the year.
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Maybe he's born with it.

Maybe it's amphetamines.