You've all been waiting for this!

One cage. Or, lawn. Or boat ramp parking lot. Or Stam's pasture.
Two, Not Even Closely Respected, PP Darkside Members.
NO RULES. NO POSSUMS. NO HATCHETS.
Two people will enter. One will leave.
A fight to the death! Or, until one cries like a girl or pisses his waders.

That's right!

It's Evo vs Jason Beezus!

The Fight to End All Fights!!!!!!

Coming soon!!!!!

All legal and not-legals rights and any and all proceeds of this fight belong solely to Paker "The JackHammer" Productions. This fight may not be copied or held without the strict guidance and permission of Paker, else he yield his MIGHTY FVCKING BanHammer on your little puny ass!

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Let's get this rolling!

I need some help/volunteers on:

•venue/location
•Date/time
•Entrance fee
•Pay-Per-View Contract.
•1-900 sex phone line availability:
•Merchandise (wife beater shirts, bigfoot masks, inflatable love-Ewes, etc)
•Ringside announcer (IT'S TIME TO RUUUUUUMMMMMBBLLLLLLE!!!!)
•Beer. Gotta have beer at this event. Or, MALT LIQUOR!!!

I can't pay you anything for your services and or suggestions, but I can get you in to the venue for free, or I can make you a Mod. Your choice.

Let's GET THIS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS. Winner may, or may not fight War Paint. TBD.

Somebody call the amberlamps I'm having a laughing attack.

Parker, let's make this a great event..
I'll fight myself on the undercard..

It's gonna be a barn burner folks..


No possums..
Mickeys 40s for everybody.

I will handle the 1-900 sex line

So they will be wearing waders during the fight???

I call intro / hype man.

LET'S GET READY TO TICKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

When I challenged Evo, I was in tip top shape, now not so much. I will need to go to Siberia to train properly, like Rocky. So I’ll need a couple months, or at least a good montage.

This will never happen lol. But if it does, I’ll give a 100$ Cabela/bass pro gift card to the ‘winner’.


Only if somebody posts the video. I’m not driving all the way from Idaho for this.

I'll throw in some coin also. I'd like to see MMA style fight with same rules and lightly officiated. Don't want to see anyone get hurt too bad, although after a couple punches both guys will be totally gassed and hugging and crying after 2 min, so maybe this isn't a good idea. For the prelims we could have AcidAngler jello wrestling 3 skanks and a tranny, I thing that would be swell.

Made me lol
God dammit that is funny!

Good work Paker. Solid...

JB, save the effort, no need to worry about getting your bikini body back....been around here long enough to know that Evo will bitch out way before he'll tap out.

My experiences tell me that the more someone feels the need to tell you what a tough guy they are, the less true that probably is...and doing it online makes that quadruply so.

That being said, this sounds like a pretty fun event. I'll come watch.

Fish on...

Todd

Au contraire mi amigo. Everyone in attendance will be a winner, especially those that DON'T win the date raffle with the DS ring girl (Paker).

I want to know each fighters walk up music. $10 says at least one of them picks something awful like Katy Perry or the Baby Shark Song.

Lol

We can't have that at all.

I'll make sure we have coolers and plenty of ice.

Warm beer sucks.



Time to break out the Borat suit......

All you wife beaters really wanna watch two grown men punchin, kickin, wrastlin, and pantin????

Seems pretty primitive and will definitely take away from your typical 206er homo banter.

I'm not sure Bob will allow this distraction.

I got your PM. Don't you worry - I secured those front row tickets for you.

I ain't attending some alpaca and Palm Harbor Home sponsored event with all the fat state-workers from PP.
BUT.......
If I do go I'm bringing a boomlift so I can see over the ring floor.

Probably will invite Dan.

We need some alpacas now. No one invite KK and they will be ok.

Right between Hankster and Barbarosa..