So I found a pair of black thong underwear in my front yard. I initially assumed it was a Covid mask. People throw stuff in my yard on a regular basis, usually it's beer cans and McDonalds bags. The thong is pretty petite.

Last night I went to a concert and was hanging out with these drunk chicks so it might have been one of them. Since we have kids the same age and one of them also homeschools, we exchanged numbers so we can set the kids up for a play-date.

There were also some teenage gymnasts doing some Cirque du Soleil sh!t and they were soliciting tips so I gave them some money. I jokingly said "I hope my wife doesn't find out I'm giving money to teenage girls to dance for me." These teen gymnasts are coached by these two lesbians strippers I know. So maybe it was one of them playing a joke.

My wife went to a different concert with her divorced friend. There were a bunch of Banditios and white trashies at her concert, so was a rougher crowd. The thong was right by where her friend parked her car. They got back after midnight.

I think it's my wife's friend's. She thinks it's somebody I know.

It could have been completely random, the town hooker or some local bar slut. Who knows?

If it’s small, covered in sand and full of [Bleeeeep!] it probably belongs to Dan S.


-Steamy

LOL! Surprisingly there is no sand. I also thought of one other suspect. I do have a 17 year old son who goes to college and he was home alone all night. Perhaps he wasn't actually alone and knows some girl from college.

Either way, I'm washing the thong and using it as my new covid mask.

I don’t see why not. It certainly isn’t any less effective than your standard surgical mask or cloth mask.


-Steamy

Do you think running them through the washer and dryer is enough to kill off anything that might be on them? Or should I soak them in vodka or boil them in water? I don't want to get public lice in my beard. Then I'll have to shave it off and use the shampoo for two weeks and I don't got time for that.

Go fvck yourself Steamer, you bet-welching bitch.

It's Steamer's thong. He loves you now that you talk to him even though he's a bet welching bitch whose word is worthless.

“You seem upset.”


-Steamy

It wasn't my bet you welched on, so I'm not.

I'm just pointing and mocking you, ya fuckin' retard.

Pay the bet. gtfo

Well you sure go through a lot of effort for something that you weren’t involved in.


-Steamy

All of society is involved when people welch on bets and then say it's no big deal as if giving your word means nothing to them.

A lot of effort? Every post I've made on the subject took virtually no effort at all. Things must be harder for you than they are for me.

You should leave now.

Neighbor wore a jock strap for a covid mask at a local grocery store. One humorless female employee gave him grief over his choice of protection. YMMV.

Yeah I'm sure I will get grief from humorless females. Bitches be trippin' yo!

It was Merg's.

This is so incredibly sexist. How dare you use the word black to describe that thong, you racist!