Yet, when a woman says, "I do French with no interpreter" it kinda has a ring to it.

You americans dont eat "french" fries anymore thanks to mon ami Bouche, you mange the "freedom fries". And i believe "american" cheese is now known as "idiot" cheese, non?

Surely you are not going to compare your amrican swill, with French Pate de fois gras?
You must be joking. Next you will tell me you prefer your soggy wonder bread to our baguettes. Or your two buck chuck to our Champagne. Laughable.

Anyone remember the car we marketed for your country? The Renault LeCar? haha and you actually bought them! "ooooh la la, Look at this fancy french named LeCar, Marge! That is classy! Lets get one of them! der-duh!"

Please bear with us if we Americans have a rather slanted view of the French. We are taught this from a very early age. When I was a small boy I would lay on the floor on sunday mornings and watch cartoons. When they wanted to depict that something was... Low life or even slut like.. they would always show.. you know it.. come on... think about it !!! Well it was a french poodle leaning up against a light post smoking a cigarette from one of those long cigarette holder deals.. This poodle would have lipstick on and her legs crossed " as if "...
Then, as I got older, I would watch all the world war II movies.. quite often there would be a woman, quite attactive, who was a french patriot trying to help out the American G.I's.. The only problem with her was that without exception, she was really just a slut who liked Americans.. and was really more trouble than she was worth.. Oh yea she usually got killed.. and the G.I's were sad because.. they just lost a really good piece of french tail that had no purpose but to give them sex.
So its ingrained in us from an early age !! And best of all.. Its really the truth !!!

God bless the sluts, everyone.

Monsiuer B-Run, I am very familiar with your american TV and there were plenty of tres bon examples positif of the french and our culture. Perhaps you are forgetting that polecat loveable, Pepe LePew? How soon you forget the Little corporal LeBeau who so daringly saved your incompetent Colonel Hogan so many times, by distracting Schultz with his apple struddel. So I do not beleive it is conditioned into you amricans to hate we french. I think perhaps you are just jealous because our women are the most beautiful in the world, and our culture is superior to yours in every conceivable way. We french enjoy sex, du vin, and a good meal. You all are content with an episode of HeeHaw and a frozen tv dinner.
Worst of all, you cry like babies when we wont fight your oil wars for you. Bein sur, mon amis et moi will profit handsomely from Bouches agenda, but we are not foolish enough to send our garcons to get their weenies blown off in some desert for that profit. you may pour out all the french wine you like..you already purchased it from us. And now once again, i must say au demain, as Jeeves is calling. It seems our endangered white rhino, Condoleeza, has escaped again and the neighbors (A-Team star Mr. T and former Center Square Paul Lynde) are upset it is eating their sculpted hedges...... :rolleyes:

Please sir !!! do not misunderstand !! we don't hate the french we want to hump them over and over!!!
Pepe LaPew was a bi-sexual and LeBeau's only pupose was to line up hot babe's for Col Hogan to nail.. he never got any himself, he just passed them on to the man who could get the job done !!!

The French are nyphomaniacs and we Americans want to give it to you !!! all the time !!! Its really the only reason France is still a country..We as Americans must protect our supply of sexual satire .. so we do.. thank us, don't hate us !!!

Au contraire Run De B mon ami, we do not hate you. We love america. The blood of her sons has made me.............theMillionaire, what i am today.......a Millionaire!

You however seem to have someting against my people. What have we ever done to you monsiuer? Do not hate us because we are better than you..strive to achieve the same level of perfection and one day perhaps you may be allowed to sit at our table.

I dispensed of the Rhino, that beast was a peste. His hide shall make a lovely set of luggage.

No hard feelings as you americans say Run de B, Vive Des Etats Unis! Vive le France! Vive...............theMillionaire! :p

French men wear speedos to the beach so you can tell them from the French women. They all have mushy taters and smelly hoo hoos along with the Germans and most of Europe. When my 90 Year old granpa comes over next I am going to kick his arse all the way down the driveway for his part in bailing the french out in WWII. What was he fokken thinking. My garndma was half french if she where still alive I would kick her arse as well.

F Pepe le Pew!

Mon deiu! Such anger you have towards me and my countrymen Monsiuer LeRoi. How can you insult the amorous and loveable Pepe Le Pew in such a fashion? You americans truly are swine.....

I assure you our women are of the finest qualite and practice most strictly the regimentation de Hygene. I very much like your american girls, they have been very kind and gentile avec....................theMillionaire.

I wish you had not brought up WW2. We french were just preparing to kick some Nazi derrier when you americans butted in with your D-Day and GIjOsephs. We only let the germans occupy Paris to give them false confidence. When you see your grandfather tell him , thanks for nothing. No wait, actually tell him, thanks for voting for Dubya...cest tres bon for ......theMillionaire and mon tax Brackette.

Vive..........theMillionaire

Now, Jeeves, Osama, Monsiuer Bush and I are off to gillnet the Hoh. I hear the helicopter landing on the west lawn even now. Au revoir mon petite cochons!

KK,

Did you say " Mr. Millionaire your nose will always be bigger than your penis" ?

your francais is horrible. Must be some pig dialect you picked up here in your excellent american schools were no enfant est perdue, n'est pas?

I am deeply troubled you wish to "crack my ass with an american penis. Is this some sort of customary greating amongst homosexual american men? I can assure you ..........theMillionaire is not bi-sexual or gay like most american men.

Please go back and study french as well as some manners, and you may wish to seek counseling for your desire to stuff your shrimpy little american penis in places it is not wanted.

Toodles..as i said, off to the Hoh. I also have some depleted uranium to dispose of and the OP seems like the perfect place, who'll notice?
Ah good, I see Bush is loading it into the chopper as we speak. au revoir.

......................Millionaire !!! We agree !!! your women are of the highest slut like quality !!! True catchers for the all star American male pitching machine !!! While you may try and lure us into political diatribe.. we are unable to follow you down that path because of our incredible hornyness for all things french.. we are blinded by the reality that we will again have to save you from someone and again set foot on your soil with great force !! This of course means another round of French women " on the house so to speak "... We live for that !!!

I may or may not approve of Mr Bush but as men... I know that he and I agree.. that the French make us Horny... Viva la France indeed !!!

"crack my ass with an american penis. Is this some sort of customary greating amongst homosexual american men? "

Yes it is amongst liberal men , prisioners and the French.

very well then Run de B, you may help yourself to all the whores of the Bois de Bologne you wish..and i shall continue to wet the panties of your underage american girls with a single whisper of my french accent.

Bush is pointing at his watch...gotta run!

Sir !!! I wish I could spend some time trashing on France today but am actually going fishing.. while on the water.. I shall let my mind wander to thoughts of hairy french women !! and perhaps sneak behind a tree to rough up le suspect !!!

TRes drole post from a "man" with a French screen name. Oui monsiuer Ground Duke, I can just picture you and your fellow americans in France now.

A double decker deisel belching Tour Bus pulls up outside Notre Dame. Forty insanely fat and screeching old american (how you say "douchebags?") come waddling out of the bus wearing their american flag shorts and childlike baseball caps. They complain loudly that there is no McDonalds within waddling distance. "I bet our california wines are every bit a good as these fancy french ones!" exclaims Ethel. I cant wait to get home cries Marvin "I am so sick of this international news. Dont they get FOX over here?" and "There aint an ice cube in this whole damn country! Con sarnit!". Then you all purchase a Universite de Sorbonne sweatshirt for your fat neices back home in Mudlick Arkansas and waddle back onto the tour bus ...next stop? Sacre Couer where you will have your fat pasty portraits painted by arabs and chinese and a 'real' french meal at one of the "local Bistros".

The chef is african and the waiters spit in your escargot, which you loudly proclaim "tastes just like Chicken, Billy bob, dont be a feared, try some of these vittles!".

Yes I am sure you know all there is to know of France, Ground Duke. I can tell by your knowledge of fashion that are very savy.....and worldly.

It is amazing to me that you people will actually attempt to compare french food, women, and culture with your barbaric american equivalent.
"Bonjer garkon! I'll have the Double Whopper avec cheese et the freedom fries and le malt du chocolate, and super size them please, as you can see I am not fat enough yet!" I salute you fat Ground Duke, your country and your people have made me.......theMillionaire, quite a handsome profit.

But I must ask , why all the hatred for us French? We have done nothing to your people except fpr providing you an alternative to the swill you call food, and the rags you claim to be clothing. Should you not be thanking us instead?

you are angry over ww2? shouldnt you direct this anger towards the germans? As I recall they were the ones shooting at you, not the french. Are you also upset with the english? the poles? You were kind enough to liberate them from Nazi opression as well. Certainly you must be furious with the Japanese no? They sunk your Navy! Perhaps you hate the american negro? afterall many brave americans died to secure their libertyin your civil war..and look how ungrateful THEY are (this is sarcasm for the thicker skulls out there). You must abhor the Iraq people...they appear to be beheading you and blowing off your limbs with car bombs even as you liberate them!

Ah but no, you are mad at the french because we enjoy the finer things in life is that it?

If you are foolish enough to pay twenty american dollars for a glass of jus d'orange, should you not be angry with yourself and with Monsiuer Dubya for devaluing your american dollar over seas? (we use them as coasters for our wine glasses!). I can assure you a frenchman does not pay the equivalent of twenty dollars for a glass of orange juice.

Your anger at us is quite comical. "They wont help us kill them brown people! And after we saved them from hitler and everything! Dump out that fench wine we just bought from them! and rename "french" fries to something more patriotic asap!"

Someday Baby Huey America will have to join the rest of the world at the global big boy table, till then backwater hicks will continue to rationalize their hatred and fear what they have no understanding of.


edit: Oh I see you spent one day in my city?
Have you been to New York City monsiuer Ground Duke? What do you imagine a foreigners first impression of america is after one day in New York City? Crawl back into your television where it is safe.....

you made love to two frenchmen in berets?

theMillonaire does not swing that way......but whatever you enjoy monsiuer Estam.

AuntyM was right, a million dollars really isn't that much money anymore--if you're trying to WOW us with your wealth 'theMillionaire' you're going to have to do a lot better than that.

Viva le France! Not

What???!!!!! Zut Alors! You are going to now insult ma mere? That is the last straw you american pigdog! I demand satisfaction! We shall meet at dawn tomorrow on the west lawn of my estate to duel to the death. Pistols or Sabres monsiuer, the choice is yours. I send Jeeves by with the limosine an hour prior. If you wish instead to beg for mercy I may let you escape with a slap on the cheek from my velvet glove.