10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women



#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22...



#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on-the-road...



#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times...



#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup...



#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo...



#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space...



#4 - A gun functions normally every day of the month...



#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"...



#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it...



...AND...the #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman...............

YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!

Can I run a couple of rounds though that fine piece of artillary you are always toting around?

I always thought she was toting him around?

Never put a "gun" away wet.

Amen, bro!

Check out my new mistress.





Any time you and Sol want to come over and tag team her, be my guest! Just don't slap her around and get her all dinged up.

I've worked on her throat for you guys too! She doesn't choke like a newby.

Parker, that's one you'll definitely want to handle from the side or behind.

Parker,
I thought you were more of a "Hello Kitty" kinda guy

If we ever get invaded by a roving band of killer tin cans, I know who I'm standing behind!

Fish on...

Todd

Dang Parker, you are a diversified mo-fo........is your neighborhood getting tough or something? Or you just getting ready for the boy to show up to take your daughter to the prom?

Naw. The Wedgwood "hood" is pretty tame. It's the next "Ballard" of Seattle. People drive down the streets with their seatbelts hanging out the door, the turn signals stuck in the on position and rarely top 7 MPH in the streets. I think the average age of the residents in Wedgwood is 93 years. The only real outlaw we have in Wedgwood is that TJCarrol guy. He's out of control!

I can't wait to use this line on Katie's first (and only) boyfriend in a few years down the road:

"I own a .45 and a shovel. I *DOUBT* anyone will miss you."



I'm arming up for the upcoming zombie infestation.

I hate zombies. Almost as much as midgets.

Driftin - That's my NEXT rifle.

PS. Didn't someone yesterday accuse me of "not being prepared"?

OK I'll take the outlaw tag, but I was in bed early on New Years Eve for a reason.

A bit after midnight there was rifle shots right up the street, what the hell !!!.

Wedgwood is safe for sure, but Viewridge was the wild west for a moment.

I'll one up ya, Parker. When my daughter's first boyfriend introduces himself I'm going to tell him that names are for tombstones and then show him the already dug grave in the backyard.

Addicted, Great top 10 list. Well done !!

Parker,
That's a mighty fine piece of hardware ya got there Parker. You've outfitted her nicely. I like it. Short & sporty is what I like about those things. They weigh almost nothing, even loaded.

I'm a traditionalist by heart and favor the warmth of real Walnut.
.308 caliber fun !! The magazines are the size of a small suitcase.

Springfield Armory M-1A. When you really want to reach out and touch someone.



(I'm not sure who the ugly bastard is that's holding it tho)


Although there may or may not be an M-4 in my possession.

We should arrange a Piscatorial trip to the range next spring when it warms up. Nothing fancy, just a few of us to meet and share some quality trigger time.

Either a rifle/pistol range somewhere or a good spot in the hills where we have a good backstop.

Yeah, I looked at getting an M1A.

Crikey! They *start* at about $1500 and only go up from there! I'd love to own one, though.

Ooof.

Snoqualamie Valley Gun Range. I know the VP.

I kick myself every single day for trading away my HK91. Best shooting (open sights) rifle I ever owned.

Spendy yes,
That one was over $ 1650 out the door with two 20 rnd mags and that was 11 years ago.

It was a tax refund bonus.

We could set a "ballpark" time frame during the spring and then adjust as needed as the weather warms up.

It would be fun sometime to head to the hills with the high capacity stuff and blow a bunch of stuff up. There's nothing more fun than emptying a 30 round magazine as fast as you can pull the trigger.

Years ago in eastern Washington we used to go find old dead scrub oak trees and see how long it took to cut one down with lead with about 5 or 6 of us shooting at it... Fun times !!


( of course we would pick up all the litter we created and leave the area better than it was before we got there)

http://www.ruger.com/Firearms/FAProdView?model=7027&return=Y

this is more my speed as i normally only bust bunnies

You guys head to the hills and I'm in

I have a few pieces of armory laying around

I wanna play. Have weapons will travel!!!