I'm not a senior yet, but I can already relate to the lost my glasses again one.

ATD - At The Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend Fell
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered By Medicare
CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
GLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LMGA - Lost My Glasses Again
LOL - Living On Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL...CGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing ...and Can't Get Up
SGGP - Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To
WTFA - Wet The Furniture Again
WTP - Where's The Prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

I keep reading glasses dang near everywhere, office desk, home office desk, fly tying desk, kitchen island mail drop, basement fishing gear closet, garage work bench, car, briefcase, night stand. And if I forget to grab them from the car before heading into a restaurant I just order the daily special.

Gee, I can still remember when I first used, over the counter drug store reading glasses, I have since moved on to prescription remedies. If the affordable health care act makes the legal fix unaffordable, I may have to take a trip to Mexico.

What's old is new again.

I need bifocals.

I refuse to acknowledge that fact and wear glasses full time, so I wear readers at work and any time I'm reading or on the computer, and look over the top of them if I look across the room.

It's fu.cked up.

I buy the bulk pack at Costco because I'm hell on glasses.

When you can not see the light, you will need eyeglasses no more.

I have the seance table at the ready, after you check out we can touch bases and establish the "truth".