Costco Moist Flushable wipes have made dropping the kids off in the woods very pleasurable. They're a lot stronger than your standard baby wipe. Dry off with a blue shop towel. All hi fives and smiles after.

Does anyone else have any outdoor pooping tips?

You pretty much summed it up....Few things in life are better than derailing the brown bullet train in woods.

My b-hole likes the Simms Buttshed Wipes in Gun Metal Color. On days where I am fishing a crowded stretch of river I reach for the Camo color.

Tips?

Don't eat two giant burritos the night before fishing.

Make sure your wader straps aren't on the floor before you let her loose....

I recall a pretty entertaining thread on this topic 6 or 7 years ago.

From my boat it's called a gunnel grunt.

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Public Service Announcement: Do not, I repeat, do not use Lysol Disinfectant Wipes for any unintended use.

For those who have questions, there has been in print for decades a book titled "How to Sh!t in the Woods."

If you want the best example of how to take a dump while outdoors you need look no further then to the WDFW.

They have been taking a dump on our resource for decades now.

When picking a limb or log to support oneself during this process, make sure it is structurally up to the task!

When all else fails, remember shirt tails...

The wader strap story had me in tears. "Where is that smell come by from?!"

Wide stance is crucial for starters, don't wipe with Poison Oak leaves. My Uncle is a retired MD and has seen this a couple times. I could wipe 10 times and still have skid marks...

It's like trying to get a milkshake out of shag carpeting.

Five star thread fo sho.

9.7 lol

The Donald's tp is gold gilded.

Another public service announcement---- don't stop at the Jack in the B in Aberdeen on the way to Westport between the hours of 2300-0200. You will end up projectile pooping off the starboard side. Big mess.

Also embarrassing if you're trolling amongst the fleet.

It's better to donate a sock to the cause, than to have an itchy ass all day.

Confucius 511 BC

I once ran into a fellow that took a ghost shite while pooping on a glacier. It was a bit windy and snow was blowin around, which of course means uncomfortable crapping conditions. Rather than take his parka all of the way off he opted to keep it wrapped around his waist for warmth. He did his business and turned to bury his turd but couldn't find it.

I loaned him some wet wipes to clean out the hood of his parka after he finally figured out where the log had landed.

Jeez. What to talk about when there's no fishing to be had!

Hell, I'll ask the bums in Seattle how they handle it. I was on a walk last summer with my wife and there as an 18 inch piece of "driftwood" on the Burke Gilman Trail. GD savages.

too many cheese sandwiches........

Logged in just for this one!!!! Always poop in the middle of a terminal hatchery trail! Has provided me years of enjoyment!