Just in my neighborhood there were six tough guys with "look how little my dick is" trucks in the ditches. Watched two more of them spin out on the freeway, one went into the median and the other hit the guardrail...that one had the "look how little my balls are balls" hanging off the back of his truck.

This Subaru driver drove around those shitferbrains up and down the hills out of my neighborhood and to work, worked 6am til 7pm on Monday, and then did it again yesterday.

Moral of the story is that the smaller your dick is, the bigger truck you drive, and the more likely you are to have to call an Uber driver in a Prius to take you to your low wage job flipping burgers.

Good luck out there, and don't forget, everyone of those idiots on the road helps Stam go fishing in warm places, and then he sometimes posts cool pics.

If you are one of those dickless wonders, more power to ya!

Fish on...

Todd