Let me guess.

Your God Father, the esteemed Chef Jean Sean La'Douche, once taught Gordon Ramsey at North Oxfordshire Technical College and failed him because Gordon didn't let his steak rest for exactly 3 minutes and 14 seconds? Gordon got mad and went at him with a steak knife. Your God Father, who has very dangerous, expert level knife skills was able to wrist break the knife away from Gordon. Afterwards they became best friends and went to the pub together for some pints and footy watchin'. He doesn't like to talk about it though, because war is hell and he'll get trouble with the government if he talks too much. But it doesn't matter anyway, because you once cooked Top Ramen and as an expert Chef, you know the only proper way to rest steaks is for exactly 3 minutes and 15 seconds.

Am I close?


Edited by NickD90 (11/24/19 08:17 PM)
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