Social Distancing - A Daily Tracker for Prosterity

Captains Log | Stardate 03.05.2020

Today begins our official start in joining greater society's grand experiment of "Social Distancing" AKA "Operation Fvckoff". I no longer have reason to venture into this contaminated unknown world and as such, will remain in my earthen habitat until further notice. Outside comms are in good standing. Supplies are stocked and spirits are high. My men (dogs) are eager and willing to take this journey with me. They are of resolute stature, sound mind and aim to serve me well. I look forward to their continued service and companionship.

To be certain, it is a long journey ahead for us, but with consistent internet access, good supply rationing, plenty of lube and positive outlooks, I feel that we will no doubt be successful in our endeavors. Until tomorrow's entry, I wish thee well.

Yours truly,

Captain NapD90
Starship Eat-a-Dick