Starship Eat-a-Dick, this is Darkside Command. Captain NapD90, You copy?

Awaiting further daily report.

Darkside Command, Over.

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Did we lose contact with Captain NapD90 already?

We lost contact with Shoved-Up-Your-A$$ yesterday.

Damn. First it was Shoved-Up-Your-A$$ and now it's Eat-a-Dick.

Note: Darkside Command will remain at post for the duration. Good luck to all of you, and fingers crossed that the virus only kills the •bad• 4% of you here on the Darkside.

Darkside Command Out.