Captains Log | Stardate 03.06.2020

"Operation Fvckoff" is underway! It's is my pleasure to report that my men and I have made our first full day contained within the habitat, a highly successful one. Prior to 03.05 lights out, we partook in a human documentary called 'Ford v. Ferrari'. It was quite entertaining and enjoyable. Intermission brought treats of various sorts, which the men found delectable.

Upon this 'morns Reveille, I awoke and pooped. Throughout the day we accomplished many great things in preparation of our long journey. However, we did find enough time to steal a mid-day slumber, which the men appreciated. Chow this evening will be chicken pot pies & rocky road ice cream. Further, we've made plans to watch another human documentary called 'Parasite'. It has human Asians and parasites in it. What could go wrong?

On a high note, we did receive comms from Darkside Command and the honorable General Jackhammer. It's good to receive word from the Mother Ship in these trying times. I shall attempt to hale the good General tomorrow. Until then...

Yours truly,

Captain NapD90
Starship Eat-a-Dick