Full Rainer cans work best, but really, any cheap or free beer will do. It brings the Tood Turkey a runnin' and struttin' his hot Jive stuff.

And Carcassman, I can assure you that red pajamas in the Turkey woods is an extremely bad, bad idea. Like, the worst possible idea that's possible and an idea. Country club barn huntin' sure. Woods huntin' = not a chance in bloody hell.