Make sure when the Toronto detectives tell you that for $74.99 you can get your very own Junior Toronto Detective Badge, and give a Venmo account with a Nigerian email attached, that you ask mommy for some money and get that badge.

You'll be the badass of the Puyallup, stick that thing on the strap of your 60 pound pack and get yer strut on, young sleuth man! Wear it around the trailer park ain't no one stealing your gubmint checks no more!

Fish on...

Todd