That's Ted's "overnight" bag.

You take that bag to Cancun for an overnight stay and you're getting strip-searched when you get back.

"It was my daughters' idea!!". What a fuckin' clown.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames