FH5 sent me this joke. It's a good - sounds familiar from years ago. ...

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and
> > an eye
> > patch.
> > "How'd you end up with a peg-leg?" asks the sailor.
> > "I was swept overboard in a storm," says the pirate. "A shark bit off me
> > whole leg."
> > Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?"
> > "We were boarding an enemy ship, battling the other sailors with swords.
> > One
> > of them cut me hand clean off."
> > "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "And the eyepatch?"
> > "A seagull dropping fell in me eye," replied the pirate.
> > "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked
> > incredulously.
> > Said the pirate. "It was me first day with me hook."


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