Here's one for ya... Not sure where I heard this one.....


Three whales where swimming around one day. Along came a whaling boat and killed one of them. One of the remaining whales said to the other, "let's go over and blow out a bunch of air and tip that boat over". The other one agreed, so they went below the boat, blew out a bunch of air and sure enough, the boat tipped over. "Now" said the one whale, "let's go over and eat all the people"!!!!... The other whale said, "wait a minute, I went along with the Blowjob, but I absolutely refuse to eat the seamen"!!!!!