From JH today (slightly altered):

A smaller than average man is stationed at the back of a large ocean charter boat ready to depart port for silver fishing. As he is excitedly waiting, a late arriving huge NW NBA player sets up next to him. This big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 300 lbs.,
12 inches of 'manhood', and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his
face and shaking him. He asks "Are you OK??"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me,
but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone
always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 300 lbs, have 12 inches of manhood, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guys says, " Whew!!!Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around' ".